I knew what it was!! I just didn't think it was fair for me to spoil it. Plus, I'm a bit shyer about the whole subject than Bruce. It is a bit personal.
what's so personal about that? i mean, all they're gonna do is... i can't even do it! but i will say i was leafing through a james herriot book last night and two words, out of the whole book, jumped out at me: "fleshy scrotum".
well, the fun started for me, when I walked into the examination room. The first thing I saw when I walked into the room was the name brand on the ultrasound machine (remember why I'm here) the name brand was Seamons. Shortly thereafter, the nurse tells me that I'm going to have to shave the morning of my surgery. At that point, I reached up, rubbed my check and said "I just shaved this morning." (Yes, I knew what she was actually talking about.) At which point she paused and said "ahh... I meant down there." I told her "yeah, I know." She looked releaved that I wasn't as stupid as she thought I was a moment before. Then the doctor comes in. Renae tells me women are more accustomed to it, but it was an odd sensation for me to have someone I've known for 5 minutes (and a man I have to add) feeling around on my privates. Then they have to confirm sterility afterward. Guess how they do that!
i never knew exactly how vascectomies worked until i went out to dinner with a friend of mine whose husband has had one. so i asked her, and funnily enough she was eating spaghetti and meatballs...
yes she did. everyone at the table laughed so hard we almost had to ask the waitress for a mop. (we all being mothers and so therefore our bladders not being what they used to be)
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Hmmm?
what?
voluptuous
I'll Play.
VELCRO
I KNOW!!!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
John
PS:Vasectomy
DUUUUUUUUH RENAE!
j
Seriously? You're getting ye olde snip snip?
april 3rd, i can tell you guys about my prelimanary apointment with the urologist if you want. its kind of funny.
I knew what it was!! I just didn't think it was fair for me to spoil it. Plus, I'm a bit shyer about the whole subject than Bruce. It is a bit personal.
what's so personal about that? i mean, all they're gonna do is...
i can't even do it! but i will say i was leafing through a james herriot book last night and two words, out of the whole book, jumped out at me:
"fleshy scrotum".
Annette is proud of you... Personally... I haven't worked up the courage to go under the knife.
I think you should share your funny story Bruce.
Thanks for the vivid picture that is now in my mind Liz!
pull cut tie push pull cut tie push the danger starts 1 hr before you get there....in your bathroom with a razor........
well, the fun started for me, when I walked into the examination room. The first thing I saw when I walked into the room was the name brand on the ultrasound machine (remember why I'm here) the name brand was Seamons. Shortly thereafter, the nurse tells me that I'm going to have to shave the morning of my surgery. At that point, I reached up, rubbed my check and said "I just shaved this morning." (Yes, I knew what she was actually talking about.) At which point she paused and said "ahh... I meant down there." I told her "yeah, I know." She looked releaved that I wasn't as stupid as she thought I was a moment before. Then the doctor comes in. Renae tells me women are more accustomed to it, but it was an odd sensation for me to have someone I've known for 5 minutes (and a man I have to add) feeling around on my privates. Then they have to confirm sterility afterward. Guess how they do that!
i never knew exactly how vascectomies worked until i went out to dinner with a friend of mine whose husband has had one. so i asked her, and funnily enough she was eating spaghetti and meatballs...
Oh Liz, stop!
HEEHEEHEE!!
did she use them as visual aids liz?
yes she did. everyone at the table laughed so hard we almost had to ask the waitress for a mop. (we all being mothers and so therefore our bladders not being what they used to be)
thanks liz. i just laphed and it made me cough and it hurt my back.
your welcome. anytime.
the almighty liz
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