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Thursday, March 6, 2008

V is for _____________?

Thursday April 3rd.

21 comments:

Renae said...

Hmmm?

lizS said...

what?

Anonymous said...

voluptuous

CJ said...

I'll Play.
VELCRO

Anonymous said...

I KNOW!!!!!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

John

PS:Vasectomy

Anonymous said...

DUUUUUUUUH RENAE!

j

timpani76 said...

Seriously? You're getting ye olde snip snip?

Bruce said...

april 3rd, i can tell you guys about my prelimanary apointment with the urologist if you want. its kind of funny.

Renae said...

I knew what it was!! I just didn't think it was fair for me to spoil it. Plus, I'm a bit shyer about the whole subject than Bruce. It is a bit personal.

lizS said...

what's so personal about that? i mean, all they're gonna do is...
i can't even do it! but i will say i was leafing through a james herriot book last night and two words, out of the whole book, jumped out at me:
"fleshy scrotum".

Shamill said...

Annette is proud of you... Personally... I haven't worked up the courage to go under the knife.

timpani76 said...

I think you should share your funny story Bruce.

Thanks for the vivid picture that is now in my mind Liz!

CJ said...

pull cut tie push pull cut tie push the danger starts 1 hr before you get there....in your bathroom with a razor........

Bruce said...

well, the fun started for me, when I walked into the examination room. The first thing I saw when I walked into the room was the name brand on the ultrasound machine (remember why I'm here) the name brand was Seamons. Shortly thereafter, the nurse tells me that I'm going to have to shave the morning of my surgery. At that point, I reached up, rubbed my check and said "I just shaved this morning." (Yes, I knew what she was actually talking about.) At which point she paused and said "ahh... I meant down there." I told her "yeah, I know." She looked releaved that I wasn't as stupid as she thought I was a moment before. Then the doctor comes in. Renae tells me women are more accustomed to it, but it was an odd sensation for me to have someone I've known for 5 minutes (and a man I have to add) feeling around on my privates. Then they have to confirm sterility afterward. Guess how they do that!

lizS said...

i never knew exactly how vascectomies worked until i went out to dinner with a friend of mine whose husband has had one. so i asked her, and funnily enough she was eating spaghetti and meatballs...

timpani76 said...

Oh Liz, stop!

lizS said...

HEEHEEHEE!!

Bruce said...

did she use them as visual aids liz?

lizS said...

yes she did. everyone at the table laughed so hard we almost had to ask the waitress for a mop. (we all being mothers and so therefore our bladders not being what they used to be)

Bruce said...

thanks liz. i just laphed and it made me cough and it hurt my back.

Anonymous said...

your welcome. anytime.
the almighty liz