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Friday, January 16, 2009

sure i can do that, no problem

next week friday the martial arts school i go to will be haveing a huge test. 8 people will be testing for their black belt. i will be one of the judges at the test. that is not the problem. the problem is is that there are 3 really big guys testing. one of them is about 6'5" and 325lbs. he is a mountain. the other 2 are father and son and both are about 6'4". the reason this is a problem is that as the only black belt on the panel who is over 200lbs i will be expected to fight all of them and do a lot of their self defence. i will have to do 3 different types of fighting. Tae Kwon Do(which is the style we study), karate, and grappling. they(the fighting styles) all very greatly from each other. if it was just one i would not be worried, but im not in the best of shape(yes round is a perfectly good shape) right now and by the time i get done with all 3 i anticipate being a bit wore out. my instructor noticed me stretching last night and asked me "trying to get it back?" i said some thing about being ready for the test and he said after a moments thought, "oh, yes. well i guess ill leave you to it." and he just turned and walked a way. i hope that means he is confident in my ability and not "your out of luck sucker! you should have started sooner." i am quite sore from the added work outs and hard kicking i have been doing. do you think its possible to loose 30lbs by next Friday?

7 comments:

lizS said...

possible? probably. desirable? not really.

Anonymous said...

Yo Bruce man--I did find your blog (even though you never did send me the link). I always have enjoyed the "walking on water" picture. Not bad for not being Jesus. See ya soon.

Eyepoke said...

You could cut off your fat head. that'd shave the 30 lbs you want to get rid of.

Hoba Chi said...

30 lbs. in a week would be very, very bad.

Are you the only one who is going to fight them? Don't they have to deal w/smaller and faster for stand-up at all?

Bruce said...

yes E, they will fight others. prob each other too. and i want to drop 40 this year john. your such an idiot. so i would have to cut off my head and well... it was my misunderstanding(india jones).

Hoba Chi said...

So, how'd this go? I want some post test analysis.

Dana Cheryl said...

you could have some ribs removed like the super models... it's an idea. a bad one but one none the less. :)