fat slow fat

it is a humbling/humiliating thing to not just get beat by you 62 old dad in a race but to consistently get beat by your 62 old dad. i swear, I'm going to run him down with my truck. we went running the other day and he had to stop and look back for me. he said "sorry, i forgot and started to take off." sorry? sorry? he forgot what? that i was slow, fat, or that i was there. i mean come on. he is 62 freaking years old. OLD. Old should trump fat. its not fare. i was sired by a freak of nature. i have got to get up off my lazy but and get into shape.

WOW!! thats great news

News flash! scientists have now developed a car that can be fueled by water.
the only problem they are having so far is that they can only use water from the gulf of Mexico.

am i the only person having trouble with the story that is being given to us about the oil spill thing? my BS meter has been going off for a few weeks now.